Why couples don't have sex... OMG so funny

Yes it is funny, but bad for sex life.. It might result to an unhealthy relationship... Courtesy of www.friendster.com Enjoy...

Message: Dear Wife,During the past year I have tried tomake love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is anaverage of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I didnot succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20 times it was too hot15 times you pretended to be sleep22 times you had a headache17 times you were afraid of waking thebaby16 times you said you were too sore12 times it was the wrong time of themonth19 times you had to get up early9 times you said weren't in the mood7 times you were sunburned6 times you were watching the late show5 times you didn't want to mess upyour new hairdo3 times you said the neighbors wouldhear us9 times you said your mother wouldhear usOf the 36 times I did succeed, theactivity was not satisfactory because:6 times you just laid there8 times you reminded me there's acrack in the ceiling4 times you told me to hurry up andget it over with7 times I had to wake you and tell youI finished1 time I was afraid I had hurt youbecause I felt you moveKEEP READING................<>............<>........T O MY DEAR HUSBAND:I think you have things a littleconfused. Here are the reasons youdidn't get more than you did:5 times you came home drunk and triedto screw the cat36 times you did not come home at all21 times you didn't come with energy33 times you came too soon19 times you went soft before you gotin38 times you worked too late10 times you got cramps in your toes29 times you had to get up early toplay golf2 times you were in a fight andsomeone kicked you in the balls4 times you got it stuck in your zipper3 times you had a cold and your nosewas running2 times you had a splinter in yourfinger20 times you lost the motion afterthinking about it all day6 times you came in your pajamas whilereading a dirty book98 times you were too busy watching TVOf the times we did get together:The reason I laid still was becauseyou missed and were screwing thesheets.I wasn't talking about the crack inthe ceiling, what I said was, "Wouldyou prefer me on my back or kneeling?"Th e time you felt me move was becauseyou farted and I was trying to breathe

5 Reasons why God gives us Problems

Got this from an email... i like to share it to you guys... It is healthy gor Faith and Relationship with God.. Furthermore, it gives us a peace of mind, therefore lessening stress which is good.. Haha.. Here we go... ENJOY!!!


5 Reasons Why God Uses Problems
The problems you face will either defeat you or develop you - depending on how you respond to them. Unfortunately, most people fail to see how God wants to use problems for good in their lives. They react foolishly and resent their problems rather than pausing to consider what benefit they might bring. Here are five ways God wants to use the problems in your life:

1. God uses problems to DIRECT you. Sometimes God must light a fire under you to get you moving. Problems often point us in a new direction and motivate us to change. Is God trying to get your attention? Sometimes it takes a painful situation to make us change our ways.
2. God uses problems to INSPECT you. People are like tea bags...if you want to know what's inside them, just drop them into hot ever water! Has God tested your faith with a problem. What do problems reveal about you? When you have many kinds of troubles, you should be full of joy, because you know that these troubles test your faith, and this will give you patience.

3. God uses problems to CORRECT you. Some lessons we learn only through pain and failure. It's likely that as a child your parents told you not to touch a hot stove. But you probably learned by being burned. Sometimes we only learn the value of something... health, money, a relationship. .. by losing it. "It was the best thing! that could have happened to me, for it taught me to pay attention to your laws."

4. God uses problems to PROTECT you. A problem can be a blessing in disguise if it prevents you from being harmed by something more serious. Last year a friend was fired for refusing to do something unethical that his boss had asked him to do. His unemployment was a problem - but it saved him from being convicted and sent to prison a! year later when management's actions were eventually discovered. "You intended to harm me, but God intended it for good."

5. God uses problems to PERFECT you.Problems, when responded to correctly, are character builders. God is far more interested in your character than your comfort. Your relationship with God and your character are the only two things you're going to take with you into eternity. We can rejoice when we run into problems... they help us learn to be patient. And patience develops strength of character in us and helps us trust God more each time we use it until finally our hope and faith are strong and steady.

Here's the point:
God is at work in your life - even when you do not recognize it or understand it. But it's much easier and profitable when you cooperate with Him. Success can be measured not only in achievements, but in lessons learned, lives touched and moments shared along the way.

Touch a heart, leave a hope,stroke a faith and lend a hand.
Live simply, expect little, give much. Fill your life with love. Scatter sunshine. Forget self, think of others...... ....

2nd placer... Not bad

By reading the title of this post, it is clear that we are the losers of the championship game last saturday. Freethrows! Freethrow! Freethrows! Thats what killed us. We missed more than 15 freethrows in the fourth quarter alone, therefore costing us the game. I could relate this game to a song, though I can't remember its title. I think the verse goes something like this "I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough"... In my opinion, we should have a good coach next time. Not that I didn't like the way we were handled by our playing coach, especially in the shuffling of players, we could have done a lot better.

Here is a pic, where boss rico and I blocked a shot from a driving opponent. I blocked the shot from behind... Good Defense!!




By the way, I think there will be a new basketball season next december, and I tell you now WE WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.... DIABLOS SHALL CONQUER AND WALK THE EARTH!!!! wahahah.. What a prediction!!

Non-stop Ball This Saturday(Nov.10)

Basketball bonanza this saturday.. I can't wait to play. I'm planning to take a break from work this saturday to be able to play ball the whole day. At the afternoon, I will be playing at the Alumni League at Lourdes School of QC.. Guess who will I be teaming up with.. Al MAgpayo of the PBL and Michael Baldos of Ateneo de Manila University. BJ Chiu will also be playing... He is the legendary player of our school, almost every generation knows his greatness.. Some of you guys might know him.. Well, it will be fun playing along side this super stars.. I think I will learn a lot from this guys.. Hehehe..

At night, I will be playing for our company... The team's name is Red Diablos... It fits right?? HEhe.. Well, this is the championship and we definitely got to give it our all.. Its a blessing that we are able to enter the finals and get another crack at the Green Vipers... Oh, revenge will be sweet...


ITS GAME TIME!!!!!!

How to AVOID CANCER

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size. 2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime. 3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumors. 4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors. 5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system. 6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver,kidneys, heart, lungs etc. 7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs. 8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction. 9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications. 10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites. 11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply. CANCER CELLS FEED ON: a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal,Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt. b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off &n bsp; milk and substituting with unsweetened soya milk cancer cells are being starved. c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer. d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains,seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C). e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine.Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified &nb sp;water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it. 12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup. 13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells. 14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells. 15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life. 16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells. 1. No plastic containers in micro. 2. No water bottles in freezer. 3. No plastic wrap in microwave. John Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin chemicals causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers. This especially applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body. Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers for heating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass, Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons. Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead. This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life.


From John Hopkins Hospital

A Win and another SHOT!!

At last, we won over a powerhouse team in makati last Oct. 13. It was a low scoring game due to the tight defense that are being imposed by both teams. We won with a score of 54-47. Heck, the refs are allowing it to become a highly physical game. in my opinion, the refs are rooting for the other team. Imagine, we committed 9 fouls in just 1 quarter compared to a single foul of the opposing team. We are bumped, bruised, and some are even injured due to the non-calls of the ref. Oh well, those things are brakes of the game. Atleast we won right. I'll post some pics of our game later.

Desperate Housewives 9/30/07

From a blog that I read, it is said that there was this episode from desperate housewives that Terry Hatcher is being a racist. This is the particular line that she said: "Okay, before we go any further, can I check those diplomas? 'Coz I would just like to make sure they are not from some med school in the Philippines". Okay, now thats COMPLETELY FOUL AND UNACCEPTABLE!! As a Filipino, I will not accept such attitude of people looking down on my fellow countrymen.

Here's a message to the script writer of desperate housewives, "HEY ASSHOLE!!! WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND STUDY YOUR SCRIPT VERY WELL!!! YOUR NOT ONLY STUPID BUT AN IDIOT AS WELL!!!! IT JUST PROVES THAT YOUR NOT PROPERLY EDUCATED!!! YOU FEEL LIKE A god?? HA!?!? YOU CERTAINLY DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE!!!


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